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Birthdate:Feb 27
Location:California, United States of America
My life as told by [personal profile] schiarire (She is my uncle):

When he was still but a beautiful young man with a penchant for red clothing, the archangel Gabriel appeared to Caleb. The divine messenger took a respectful knee and informed Caleb in a stately, resonant voice that although he was a virgin he would soon conceive the Son of God.

"But I'm not a girl," said Caleb. Caleb liked the archangel Gabriel already, because he clearly worked out. He even had rock-hard pecs.

"Oh, well," said the archangel Gabriel. "Sucks."

And Caleb was impregnated by a symbolic beam of light.

Today, the only child Caleb has given birth to is [personal profile] shati, who is probably not the Son of God because she is a girl. Occasionally Caleb worries that the archangel Gabriel lied to him, but on these occasions the archangel Gabriel tells him not to be such a fucking pussy, and also to Goddamn fetch the archangel Gabriel's fucking newspaper.

Caleb doesn't mind. He's found that blue is his color.

Facts about Caleb from Readers of This Journal

"[Caleb...] gets told that movies are being made by flocks of angels in his dreams at the moment of cinematic conception." -- [personal profile] schiarire

"Caleb is the next Virgin Mary." -- [profile] oneechan19

"Caleb is the reason weather exists." -- [personal profile] parcae

"Caleb is trying to deal with his new life as a part-time record salesman and full-time animation director, because the forty hours a week afforded to normal people isn't enough for him. His next big production is going to be shown on the WB as the replacement for Tiny Toons in the afternoon slot, and he's managed to secure The Beatles'"Octopus' Garden" for the theme song." -- [personal profile] bansidhe

"Caleb is a wonderful place to meet Jesus." -- [personal profile] darthrami

"Caleb floureses when he is turned on." -- [profile] dramawwench

"Caleb's fourth-grade science class once did a project where everyone swabbed their mouth and put them in petri dishes. After three weeks, everyone else in the class had produced mold in their dishes. Caleb had produced "The Macho Man" Randy Savage." -- [personal profile] thursdays_son

"Caleb is actually a hot lesbian super model. She can be found on next month's cover of Vogue, sucking Tom Welling's nipple. Because she can." -- [profile] wickedtrue

"One word strikes fear into the heart of evildoers. This word is . . . Caleb." -- [personal profile] misslucyjane

"Caleb once beat Chuck Norris at a game of Go Fish... and he lived to tell the tale." -- [profile] bakbakbecky

"Caleb's battle cry is 'avast ye strawberry douches!'" -- [profile] rot_crop

"The series Smallville is actually an adapted version of Caleb's life story. Because the show is not on cable, they had to replace all of the hot loft sex between Caleb and his hot sugar daddy with longing looks." -- [profile] fryadvocate

Originally Caleb was cast as the part of Clark on Smallville, but when they showed the pilot on televisions, the screens exploded because of his sheer amazingness. They had to go with Tom Welling to insure that everyone could see entire episode. As is, Michael Rosenbaum has never gotten over the loss of the original lead, and makes his character more loveable than Tom Welling's Clark out of spite." -- [profile] fryadvocate

"The secret to Caleb's good looks and silky smooth skin is his daily bath in vanilla-nut tea: he's antioxidant personified." -- [profile] sit_goog_dog

"Caleb is a proper young man, and therefore, does not grow and tell." -- [profile] angelaficionado

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"Procrastination is just like masturbation: it's nice while it lasts but in the end you know you just fucked yourself."

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